The Bagel Shorts FauveBerni once considered a tennis career before deciding that enjoying a good bagel in front of Grand Slam finals on TV sounded far more appealing than risking a few on the court. The Bagel Shorts borrow their wide fit and sporty side slits from classic tennis shorts, but operate better on the couch than on the court itself. This seasons honeycomb cotton keeps things light and comfortable while maintaining the illusion of athletic potential.